

The Fellowship Hopes...“THE FELLOWSHIP HOPES FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY RETURN OF THE RELOADED CLONE-TOWER” THE FINAL DERANGED BEAVER PRODUCTION IN THIS PARTICULAR TRILOGYThe Fellowship Hopes...
Scene 1: The scene opens with GRAHAM and MARK still chained up in the Bordorian Dungeon. LADY JESSICA's voice is heard from outside the window.
Jessica: Cooee! Agent Mottram!
Graham: Be strong Mark, resist the temptation.
Mark: Peril. Peril .
Graham: Please can I have my Monocle back.
Jessica: Yes. In return for my beloved Agent Mottram.
Mark: Get in!  


The Apocalyptical Armageddon“THE DAY OF THE APOCALYPTICAL ARMAGEDDON” ANOTHER DERANGED BEAVER PRODUCTION (WITH EVEN MORE TIM!)The Apocalyptical Armageddon
Introduction: Mark and Graham are in a bear room (teddy bears sellotaped to the wall etc.).
Mark: Welcome to our new Deranged Beaver production, The Day of the Apocalyptical Armageddon. Both films are pointless and irrelevant. Anyhoo, if you were stupid enough to watch this film after the first then it says one of two things about you. One, you are a completely stupid get, or two, you feel sorry for us. This is completely unnecessary as we already feel quite sorry enough for ourselves, so once again yo


The Armageddonical Apocalypse“THE DAY OF THE ARMAGEDDONICAL APOCALYPSE” A DERANGED BEAVER PRODUCTIONThe Armageddonical Apocalypse
Introduction: GRAHAM, ALISON and MARK are sat at a table, noticeably bored-looking.
Mark: I’m bored . Let’s write a play and store it in Graham’s fridge. .
Alison: But Graham! Shouldn’t we be doing our English exam?
Mark: Really? I thought this was a Geography exam.
Graham: Silence! All of you. I’ll have no more of this work nonsense! A play we shall write.
Alison: Okay then. Where do the diplodocuses come in? and the hamsters. What about the hamst
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P.s. Nice gallery
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